Hey,Barack!How bout' a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Sometime during the day on Aug.8th,the Hawaiian Dept.of Health will be served a federal subpoena ordering the 50th state to surrender the original birth certificate -if it exists-of the Washington Warmonger ,a man calling himself Barack Hussein Obama.

You think Mike Tyson hit hard?That impact will be nothing compared to this Hawaiian Punch connecting with Obama when the document-again,if it exists-is found to be at variance with the one shown proudly on MSNBC on the morning of April 27th.

Even if the document appears to be the same,the subpoena dictates the document must be surrended for forensic examination,which has led to hospitalization of many of those in that field for apoplexy after attempting to do so with the one what'shisname trotted out on that April morning.

The next question-and the one left hanging since 2008- is what will the GOP do about it?

If the discrepancy is merely the identity of his father-and that father be a US citizen-then there is no Constitutional question,merely one of great embarrassment of being publicly proven to be a liar.

However,if the document reveals a foreign birth or if the document is proven to be a forgery,then John Boehner will need a sudden change of underwear.Fighting the Tea Party over the budget will be compared to a tea party as opposed to the one which would result from any alteration from the original document.

Some may wonder why the fight over eligibility is continuing with an election just over the horizon,reasoning that Obama can be voted out of office and corrective legislation passed in 2013 with the election of a Republican President and Senate.

Here's the problem with that approach:Just as would a dog if left unattended,Obama has left two pieces of excrement behind-Sotomayor and Kagan.Sotomayor has been reversed more times than a team has facing Michael Vick,while Kagan has never learned to say:"Recuse me".

Then,there is the problem of civil disorder.

Cell phones have allowed Obama's supporters all over the country to organize flash mobs for the purpose of aiding store owners with their excess inventory and local emergency rooms with their unused beds.If you attempt to remove the man who has at least tacitly condoned these actions through his avoidance of the subject matter,the cell phone companies would be able to declare an extra dividend.

The best thing to happen would be for President Biden to quote Gerald Ford.

"Our long national nightmare is over"

How Casey Anthony can beat the media plus disappear

All the Florida femme has to do in order to get rich and avoid the media forever is to insist that any interview with her be done live with payment in advance.

As soon as the interview commences,Casey says that the studio lights are too hot,and that she's going to remove her sweater before continuing with the interview.

Then,BLAMM! For underneath that sweater,Casey has on a "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"T-shirt.

Suddenly,the screen goes dark.When the station comes back on the air,there's a Disney movie in place of the interview.Casey will never be seen or heard from again.From wherever he is now,Uncle Joe Stalin is saddened that his record for making someone a non-person has been beaten by the US media.

The moral of this story is that you can get away with killing a kid,but you cannot get away with "killing" a kid's birth certificate.