How Casey Anthony can beat the media plus disappear

All the Florida femme has to do in order to get rich and avoid the media forever is to insist that any interview with her be done live with payment in advance.

As soon as the interview commences,Casey says that the studio lights are too hot,and that she's going to remove her sweater before continuing with the interview.

Then,BLAMM! For underneath that sweater,Casey has on a "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"T-shirt.

Suddenly,the screen goes dark.When the station comes back on the air,there's a Disney movie in place of the interview.Casey will never be seen or heard from again.From wherever he is now,Uncle Joe Stalin is saddened that his record for making someone a non-person has been beaten by the US media.

The moral of this story is that you can get away with killing a kid,but you cannot get away with "killing" a kid's birth certificate.